An Elmer’s Code of Ethics

Fudd

If an animal lives,

kill it.

If it gets away,

hunt it down and kill it.

If it learns to adapt to humans,

hate it and kill it year ‘round.

If it becomes endangered,

kill its mother and put it in a zoo.

 

If an animal proves intelligent,

respect it then kill it.

If you think it dumb,

kill it and eat it.

If it simply is,

kill it because it’s there.

If anyone’s watching,

Just call it “conservation.”

10 thoughts on “An Elmer’s Code of Ethics

  1. Jim…

    Did you write this? Or if not, do you have a source?

    I think it belongs in our animal rights poetry section, eh??? THANKS! Veda

    > > Exposing the Big Game posted: ” If an animal lives, kill it. If it gets away, > hunt it down and kill it. If it learns to adapt to humans, hate it and kill it > year Œround. If it becomes endangered, kill its mother and put it in a zoo. > If an animal pro” >

  2. My heart bleeds!!
    The truth hurts so much. Even when marinated in very excellent *snark*!
    The cruelty and arrogance of humans is so deep.
    So is my “hatred” for the greedy, ignorant and “dik-less”
    *tears*

  3. But if one of our own kills one of our own in the most heinous ways possible, make a million excuses for his behavior, three square meals a day and shelter, a therapist, and better healthcare than the policeman who arrested him! Because he’s hyoooooo-mannnnn. Is he? Sometimes I wonder.

    There was a news story about a man who stabbed an infant and its mother in CA. Can you imagine how awful?

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