Then they’d carve up the body of some unfortunate beast,
Which was something the Grinch couldn’t stand in the least!
And they’d feast! And they’d feast!
….It’s that time of year again….
Down in Hunt-ville
Liked hunting season a lot…
But the Grinch,
Who lives just North of Hunt-ville,
The Grinch hated hunting! The whole hunting season!
Now, please don’t ask why. There are many good reasons.
It could be because hunter’s heads aren’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that their belts are too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that their hearts (and other parts) are two sizes too small.
“Tomorrow is hunting season! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find a way to keep hunting season from coming!”
For, tomorrow, he knew…
…All the Hunt-girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They’d rush for their toys!
Their rifles, their shotguns—all…
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